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Okay, so normally I don't do these, but this one looked particularly fun, so I gave it a whirl. Some of these questions are very strange... I ended up a vampire elf.


THE TEST

Centaur:
[] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[] You get drunk a lot.
[] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[] You are spiritual.
[x] The horse is one of your favorite animal.
[x] You are possessive and territorial.
Total:2

Elf:
[] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips.
[x] You are intelligent.
[] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[x] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[x] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[] You look very young for your age.
[x] You rarely get sick.
[x] You are a very hard worker.
[x] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total:6

Fairy:
[] You are happy a lot of the time.
[x] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[x] You are very shy.
[] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[] You are young and short.
[] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total:3

Gnome/Dwarf:
[] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[]You are short for your age.
[x]You are an isolationist.
[]You love to play practical jokes on people.
[x] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[] You look older than your age.
[x] You love the woods and the mountains.
[] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off
[] You have a short temper.
Total:3

Harpy/Siren:
[] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[] You often take things that aren't yours.
[] You are easily angered.
[x] Death fascinates you.
[x] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[x] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[] You love to trick others.
[x] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total:3

Mermaid:
[] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[] You are good at swimming.
[] You like to collect shells.
[] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps, you will work to stop that.
[] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total:0

Vampire:
[x] You're a night person.
[] You have a fascination with blood.
[x] You are pale.
[] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[x] You are not religious at all.
[x] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[x] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[x] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total:6

Werewolf:
[] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[] You have a lot of body hair.
[] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[] You prefer gold over silver items.
[] You lack self control.
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[x] You like to be alone.
[x] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total:3

Wizard/Witch:
[] You love chemistry.
[] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[x] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[] You are a nature lover.
[x] You have a strong sense of responsibility.
[x] You spent a lot of time alone.
[x] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do. – Oh yeah!
[] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total:4

</b>Zombie:</b>
[x] You are pale.
[x] You are hungry a lot.
[x] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[x] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[x] You love to eat meat.
[] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[] You make grunts and moans a lot.
[] You enjoy learning about psychology because you study the brain.
[] You usually walk slow.
[] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total:5